Try something new each time you visit Albertsons

No matter what decor or store, it seems like the copywriting on these sort of smaller, text-heavy signs that were popular in the 90s and 00s is always just a bit... off. This, in particular, sounds like something no real human would ever write -- more like something a chatbot would spit out, 20 years before that was a thing. You can also see all four main colors of the decor in one place here, as a series of stripes above the case. The whole thing reminds me a bit of the interior of the MV Spokane, which has some of the most bizarre color combinations I've ever seen.