Loom wildly

This picture should give you a better impression of the construction of the wall signs. The faux stone columns look pretty nice, but the woodgrain behind the signs looks a bit like that cheap "landlord special" vinyl plank flooring that's everywhere these days (in fact, all three places I've lived since moving out of the dorms had various colors of that flooring). Normally that's a light grey color rather than the dark grey seen here, but it comes in all sorts of colors -- probably not Save-On-Foods green, though!